For my second post I thought I'd take you to my favorite place in my apartment to wake up in. If you aren't using your bath towel as a comforter than what fun are you, really? The great thing about bathrooms are that they're everywhere! I've spent many Friday nights touring club bathrooms in and around Chicago. If I don't make it to the bathroom, there's always a cup to throw up in! Just ask the staff at Holiday Club.
If you want to look even more emaciated than you are: wear all black! It's slimming and and it makes you look like a floating head. Sexy! Mysterious! Now the club bathroom's not only your personal puke pit but also the setting for your next blowjob. Glow sticks make for great accessories. Don't have a glow stick? Find someone who does, ask them if you can take a picture with it, and now it's yours! Easy!
True story about the beads in this picture: they came from a party I went to with my two friends. Let's call them Cumdump and Dickgrease for the sake of anonymity. Dean, whoops I mean Dickgrease, and I were having our usual night of dinner and drinks (by which I mean vodka and naan bread from Trader Joe's) when Cumdrump texted me and said that he was at a office party for a company he doesn't work for. Open bar! Being the yes man that I am, we walked in and told people "we know the birthday boy!" To which they responded, "it's not a birthday party!" Any party can be your party if you make it, remember that friends.
I threw this Lush bath bomb into the toilet because tbh that's where it belongs! Fuck baths.
May your buttons be as loose as your butt hole,
Love, Peacoats and Poppers