Taking the First Step

Well, here we go!  Taking the first step!  Here's to new beginnings!  First day of school! 

 My glasses are from Warby Parker!  An optomitrst at Vision Boutique told me that they're digging into the bridge of my nose and I shouldn't be wearing them anymore but fuck that dude right??

My glasses are from Warby Parker!  An optomitrst at Vision Boutique told me that they're digging into the bridge of my nose and I shouldn't be wearing them anymore but fuck that dude right??

It's always a little scary taking those first few steps outside of your comfort zone.  It's like when you take a pill from a girl in line for the porta potties, you're pretty sure you shouldn't do it, but this kind of thinking is what's going to keep you boxed in!  So break that box sister, go for it!  That was my thinking when I decided to start this blog.

 Watch: don't know.  Pants:  Banana Republic.  Shirt:  I *think* Urban Outfitters but like get off my back.

Watch: don't know.  Pants:  Banana Republic.  Shirt:  I *think* Urban Outfitters but like get off my back.

Are you one of those people that are like "Connor, I LOVE your presence on social media!  You make me laugh soooo much omg"?  If you are, kill yourself, if you aren't then welcome!  Lately I've noticed that every single body has a blog or an online presence.  Some people I know even make MONEY with the stuff they put on the internet!  I love putting stuff on the internet.  I've been doing it for years and nobody makes me laugh more than me!  I have amazing fashion, very topical knowledge about things and a lot of time on my hands.  A LOT.

 Look how cute those fucking Disney princess stickers are!  Isn't that ridiculous!

Look how cute those fucking Disney princess stickers are!  Isn't that ridiculous!

I'm always looking for a quiet place to go to where I can get some work done.  Someplace private, but where I still feel like I'm soaking up the day and being trendy.  Did you know that the apartment building next to me has a patio that they never lock?  I didn't!  I took advantage of this nice day, brewed a cup of joe, threw on my "impress me" glasses and took my computer outside to get a little sun and fresh air.  I love this Urban shirt that I got a few years ago!  The color pops and the fabric is breathable.  I definitely recommend this look with some brown slacks to dress it up a bit.  Perfect for a beautiful fall day in Chicago!  

So there it is, my first blog post!  See, it's short, sweet and to the point.  And you probably didn't even read it, just looked at the pictures.  That's fine!  I didn't read it either!  I'm going to be posting new blog posts every other week or honestly whenever I get around to it.  

May your buttons be as loose as your butt hole,

Love, Peacoats and Poppers